Dossier: Clever Memory Loses
The complete recognition package for the paper "Clever Memory Loses: A Single Simple Substrate Is State of the Art on LoCoMo, LongMemEval, and BEAM" (Marko Marković, KORRO / hive-mind). This is the arsenal you deploy when someone says "tell me more about what you do": paper, blog, deck, posts, and press kit, ready to send in under five minutes.
The one insight, repackaged for every format: keep the memory store dumb and spend your cleverness on reads.
The three numbers
| Benchmark | Best published incumbent | This work |
|---|---|---|
| LoCoMo (1,540 Q) | Memori 81.95% | 86.49% |
| LongMemEval-S (500 Q) | Mastra 94.87 macro | 95.01 macro / 93.60 micro |
| BEAM 1M (700 Q) | mem0 0.6409 avg / 70.1% pass | 0.6482 avg / 74.0% pass |
Single differentiator: conflict-awareness, worth 23 points on BEAM's contradiction ability. Falsification ledger: 37 interventions measured, 33 lost.
Contents
| File | What it is |
|---|---|
README.md |
This index and the 5-minute send checklist. |
arxiv-metadata.md |
Submission-ready arXiv fields: title, author, verbatim abstract, categories (cs.CL primary; cs.AI and cs.IR cross-lists), comments field, license, and a full submission checklist. |
talk-deck-outline.md |
Slide-by-slide outline for a 15-minute conference talk (14 slides plus backups): one message, visual spec, and timed speaker notes per slide. |
announcement-posts.md |
Launch-day copy: LinkedIn post, an 8-tweet X thread, and a Show HN title with comment. No em dashes, no hype words. |
press-kit.md |
One-page press kit: what happened, the three numbers, an author quote, the falsification-ledger press hook, figure list, contact, and a five-question FAQ. |
Companion assets (one level up, already shipped)
| Asset | Path |
|---|---|
| Research paper (markdown master) | ../2026-07-09-clever-memory-loses-draft.md |
| Blog post (accessible version) | ../2026-07-09-clever-memory-loses-blog.md |
| Figure 1, the substrate pipeline | ../figures/fig1-substrate.png |
| Figure 2, the falsification strip plot | ../figures/fig2-falsification.png |
| Consolidated results and reproduction commands | ../../../benchmarks/results/MEMORY-BENCHMARKS-CONSOLIDATED-2026-07.md |
| Code, protocols, per-question artifacts | github.com/marolinik/waggle-os |
What to send, by situation
| Situation | What to send |
|---|---|
| Speaking invitation request | Press kit one-pager + talk deck outline + link to the blog |
| Press or editor inquiry | Press kit + Figure 1 and Figure 2 + blog |
| Research job or collaboration | Paper + press kit + talk deck outline |
| Investor or partnership intro | Press kit one-pager + paper + the three numbers |
| Launch day (arXiv is live) | Announcement posts (LinkedIn, X, Show HN), all at once |
| "Tell me more about what you do" | Press kit one-pager + link to this dossier |
The 5-minute send checklist
Before you send any subset of this dossier, confirm:
- Pick the target. Use the table above to select the minimum set of files for the situation; do not send everything by default.
- Fill the placeholders. Replace every
[LINK]inannouncement-posts.mdwith the live arXiv or blog URL, and the[contact placeholder]inpress-kit.mdwith a real email. - Confirm the artifacts are live. The repository at
github.com/marolinik/waggle-osis public and contains the harness, per-question results, negative-results tables, and the pre-heal snapshot. - Attach the figures if the recipient is press.
fig1-substrate.pngandfig2-falsification.pngare legible at 100 percent and in grayscale. - Verify the numbers match the paper. LoCoMo 86.49 vs 81.95; LongMemEval 95.01 macro vs 94.87; BEAM 74.0% pass vs 70.1%; contradiction +23. Nothing rounded differently across files.
- Lead with the one-pager. The press kit is read in 60 seconds and must stand alone; everything else is depth behind it.
- Zip and send. The dossier folder plus the two companion figures should be one archive, ready to attach in under five minutes.